1. Heard people say that men wives to climb three mountains, so I am destined to see in your sake, Can, so I climb two small Yeah, so I soon catch up with you and wait for your answer, if you agree Please reply to: I agree, if you do not agree, please reply to: I just agree. do not reply, you unconditionally agreed Anjiu default.
2. M: I ask you a question? like to sleep when you sleep side .
women: the right side, how the.
M: I sleep from now on the left, you keep to the right.
Female: You hh
3. I heard that you phone is not SMS function, so send this message tests. If you have received, confirmed and my SMS text messages, please give me reply: I have, is you!
4. like it is a touch of love. Love is the deep love. I hope I can not send you home, but with us back to our home.
5. first time I saw you, I'd say to yourself: you are my life's goals I want to pursue you, hold you. I have an announcement: I love you hh yuan.
6. without your child said, life has become uncomfortable, I hate that goddamn third party will you take away, you and Does he have a new love? miss you come back to me mm wallet.
7. shy I like to say has not been brave enough to show it, but today I made up my mind: When did you invite me to dinner ?
8. a chance to know you, watch you two meet, date time and again you miss your uneasiness, Jiucheng should be like you, very sure that I love you. hundred amendments to the case of true love Millennium sake of you and me, everything is in place willing to do.
9. you little monster, I am in love you are unwilling to give me poison antidote! little wretch! Oh! I'm about to die! Save me! solution is simple: give me your love!
10. I'm not perfect, but I am real. That is, I'm not pretty, but I'm cool; I am not rich, but I am very happy; I unsuccessful, but I am confident; I'm not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.
11. to tell you a secret, please look back, look left, then right, well, well, please do not hold the phone Scoop OK!
12. new three from the four virtues: his wife go out to follow his wife to obey orders, his wife was wrong to follow blindly; his wife had to wait for make-up, his wife birthday to remember, his wife must be willing to spend money, to put up with hitting his wife .
13. for a long time ink the information I received your very distressed I thought of death had been cut with a potato clock hit too far with the tofu with noodles with a parachute on the floor, had to skip hanging dead as you can have Mexican food, please I meal Chengsi I forget
14. Once there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and a man named Shad's love, the stars with them. when the meteor across the sky, they will be named this meteor : 乔妮娜沙德 Star
15. morning I could not eat, because I want you, I could not eat lunch because I am more like you, I could not eat at night, because I think you crazy, the night I can not sleep because I'm hungry hhhh
16. a prominent back of the truck hung a large wooden plaque, which read: Only a slight loss. invited to pay more careful! ;, its demise. light weight to be more than 50 kg.
19. pigs can not speak, will hum with the nose. Like some of the girls at every turn: Well!
20. I heard that you phone is not SMS function, so send this message tests. If you have received, confirmed and is my SMS text messages, please give me reply: I have, is your!
21. the sky to fly over the roar of a jet fighter, the bird was very surprised to see them. Bird: Mom, the birds how to fly so fast? Bird Mom: You put fire in the ass to try!
22. Qulelaopo really tired, washed legs and feet rubbed with Chuibei, hammer finish to accompany the bed to sleep, as if the evil old society, to the tears are bitter!
23. like the feeling you want: cooking without salt; Apple's not too sweet; drink wine, smoke less; shopping forgotten money. spare time I will miss you, no, I will find time to empty you, I really can not spare the air - do nothing, and light to you!
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